Across the canal from the Hard Rock Caf\u00e9 the ambulance parked. While someone was in a hurry, the rest were salivating at the prospect of ounces of grilled meat and photos of immortally famous and mortally purchasable musicians.<\/p>
Ambulances in Amsterdam are yellow (the most famous submarines in history are fictional). In front of the Hard Rock there is a hotel with a three-storey tower. The ambulance arrives and it could be the story of a suicide. But it takes a lot of courage to jump from a third floor because at such a low altitude death is not certain. It also takes courage to jump from the windows of a hotel. The ambulances and the police will arrive. You must be an exhibitionist to calculate that spectacle or have the desire to be a nuisance.<\/p>
The ambulance arrived and the crew came down. From the other side of the canal, where they have a George Harrison guitar hanging, people even ignore the sound of the sirens. The ambulance men keep an eye out, but the dead man is there, and they refuse to remove him until the police arrive.<\/p>
The nurses look at an open window on the third floor, right in the middle of a tower that maintains the illusion of an architecture from another time and place. Curtains fly out of the window. At the Hard Rock they are singing Happy Birthday to someone. As it is a territory of bought happiness the waitresses encourage all the clientele to participate in the song. The whole species is sighing for another year. In front of the window, the lights of the police sirens that are arriving illuminate the shadows of the sunset. The policemen are running around, turning on their flashlights and giving the impression that they are singing Happy birthday to you.\u00a0You<\/em>is so excited by the display that he is unable to move.On the bar terrace in front of the suicide some people smoke slowly while they watch the boats go by. The boats go by as the years go by, slowly, surely, inexorably. Much slower than the time it takes for a body to reach the floor from the height of three floors. The planet turns another day without any differences. Even if you can get on a plane without printing a ticket. Even if you can talk to someone from a million miles away. Even though you can admire\u00a0A day in the life<\/em> and the accidents. Happy birthday to you, world. You throw the party and we’ll be the mincemeat for the burgers.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Across the canal from the Hard Rock Caf\u00e9 the ambulance parked. While someone was in a hurry, the rest were salivating at the prospect of ounces of grilled meat and photos of immortally famous and mortally purchasable musicians. Ambulances in Amsterdam are yellow (the most famous submarines in history are fictional). In front of the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":55891,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[210,238],"class_list":["post-55902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narrativa-en","tag-amsterdam-en","tag-hard-rock-en"],"acf":[],"post_template":"default","post_subscription":"no","pretitle":"","content_extract":"Across the canal from the Hard Rock Caf\u00e9 the ambulance parked. While someone was in a hurry, the rest were salivating at the prospect of ounces of grilled meat and photos of immortally famous and mortally purchasable musicians. Ambulances in Amsterdam are yellow (the most famous submarines in history are fictional). In front of the...","reading_data":{"word_count":"430","reading_seconds":"103","reading_time":{"minutes":1,"hours":0,"seconds":43},"reading_string":"1'43''","reading_human":"2 minutos"},"announcement":{"finishdate":"","finishdate_text":""},"opinion":{"subject":"","subject_info":[]},"event_info":{"startdate":"","starttime":"","enddate":"","endtime":"","entertainer":null},"interview":{"interviewed":""},"phototext":{"text_author":"","text_photo":""},"video":{"video_source":""},"promotion":{"action":"default","action_data":""},"categories_list":[{"name":"Narrative","id":92,"slug":"narrativa-en","parent":0,"template":"default"}],"visible_author":"Camilo Franco","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55902"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55953,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55902\/revisions\/55953"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/55891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pisofranco.gal\/en\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}